So What Exactly Is The Deal With Republican Rick Santorum?

Are you baffled and wondering? McDuckling’s post whet your appetitie for more information? Here you go. Dan Savage, editor, journalist, pundit, sex advice columnist and engineer of the greatest Google bomb in history, explains all in this Guardian op-ed entitled “Rick Santorum’s Homophobic Frothing”:

I have a history with Rick Santorum. In 2003, when Santorum, in an interview with the Associated Press, first compared gay relationships to child rape and dog fucking (have I mentioned that Santorum has compared gay relationships to child rape and dog fucking?), I held a contest to redefine Santorum’s last name. The winning definition: the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” (“Sometimes” is the most important word in the new definition of santorum; if you’re doing anal sex correctly, there won’t be any santorum – lower- or upper-case.) And since 2003, the new definition has the been the No1 Google return when you search “santorum”.

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Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

16 thoughts on “So What Exactly Is The Deal With Republican Rick Santorum?”

  1. Thanks McDuckling.
    I must have Savage confused with the former stage director at that joint in Seattle. You know the one I’m talking about. Greek Active Theater.

  2. Dammit, this is Whitworth. I posted McDuckling’s essay yesterday and forgopt to re-login as myself.

  3. Actually he’s NOT a totally different guy. They are one and the same. I was testing you to see how much you know about Savage. I hope you more about Santorum.

  4. Damn it, Whitworth. Now you’ve got ME doing it. I meant to write …

    Actually he’s NOT a totally different guy. They are one and the same. I was testing you to see how much you know about Savage. I hope you know more about Santorum.

  5. “Actually he’s NOT a totally different guy. They are one and the same. I was testing you to see how much you know about Savage.”

    I KNOW THAT.

  6. The Guardian story is brand new, and Santorum coming in behind Romney is newish news too.

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