Hockey Is Weird Today

1.) P.K. Subban for Shea Weber: zuh whaa?┬áIt’s so random: like people breaking into your house and redecorating and it’s NICE but it was good before and sooo comfortable?

2.) Taylor Hall for Adam Larson: meh. GM Peter Chiarelli has now traded both the #1 and #2 picks in the 2010 draft for less than they were worth. C-minus and a “Gettin ‘Er Done” sticker.

3.) Stamkos is staying in Tampa? Borrrrring.

Discuss below if shits are given.