Texas Governor Rick Perry Is A Text-Bill Case

Republican Governor Rick Perry made it into the news at the end of last week for doing something stupid and wrong. It’s a habit with this guy, who is seen by many as a potential U.S. president.

So what’d he do now? On Friday, Perry vetoed 23 bills, including a bill that would’ve made it illegal to drive while texting. Because you know, he’s a libertarian and the gubbermint shouldn’t tell adults how to behave. People can make their own decisions, says Perry.

Oh, except when a pregnant woman decides she would like to have abortion. For her, Perry signs a bill into law that forces her to submit to an ultrasound before terminating a pregnancy.

So that’s awful. Want to know what’s really scary? There is a small chance this self-righteous turd could be the next POTUS.

Ugh. What a horrible human being.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.